theundapper:

broadwayatheart:

My father placed a box of extra large condoms on my bed along with a 64 ounce bottle of lube and walked out.

I don’t know what this means.

… I think it means your dad wants us to have marathon sex.

Honey, I don’t think you’d fit in an extra large condom. 

My father placed a box of extra large condoms on my bed along with a 64 ounce bottle of lube and walked out.

I don’t know what this means.

klaineplz replied to your post: I have no idea what to wear.  This is a first.

pants would be a good start

Maybe. 

I have no idea what to wear. 

This is a first.

theundapper:

theundapper:

broadwayatheart:

theundapper:

Breadstix this Friday?

I’ll hold you to it.

I’d expect nothing less.

theundapper:

broadwayatheart:

theundapper:

I try.

Where does this leave us?

Breadstix this Friday?

I’ll hold you to it.

theundapper:

broadwayatheart:

theundapper:

Trust me, Hummel, I’d say no to you if I wanted.

That’s comforting. 

I try.

Where does this leave us?

theundapper:

broadwayatheart:

theundapper:

I’ll keep that in mind.

I hope you do.

Just don’t feel pressured into anything. 

Trust me, Hummel, I’d say no to you if I wanted.

That’s comforting.